Monday, May 29, 2006

A nice day for getting harassed


Well I went for a walk down to the water front to do a
little scribbling, and on the way I was confronted by 7 or 8
rowdy teens on bikes, who called me "brokeback mountain" and "kiwi"
and a bounch of other gay things but I couldn't really hear the rest because
one of the little punks was staring at me and screaming, no words
just a loud screaming noise. I kept walking knowing that
I probably couldn't take one of these kids let alone 8 of them.
then 2 of them started circleing me a few times, then i assume my lack of
reaction bored them and they went away.
And that's my monday evening.

14 comments:

Gillian said...

were those suppose to be insults?? Wow kids today are really really stupid.

I whould have kicked out their bike ^_^

scott said...

that's ridiculous man...too bad life couldn't be like grand theft auto sometimes.

mike g said...

where is your "batman" now?

Mirco said...

Wow those kidssound like reall shits. Kiwi? what kind of insult is that? Another situation where a cane would have come in handy.

Stephanie N said...

See, this is why everyone I know should have those extendable police batons. That's what i should get everyone for x-mas....

Ron said...

I want a an extendable baton... to keep in my pants.... in case of.... emergencies.

Chad Boutilier said...

Your reaction to theses little fucks was right on. Ignore them until they get close enough to give you something to twist off. Here's a peice of news I heard yesterday that brightened my day..."A man was walking to his girlfriends house when he was approached by five young men, one was armed with a shotgun, another a knife. They attempted to rob him unaware of his military training. He kicked the shotgun out of the way, stabbed and killed one of the men and critically wounded another. The other three are going to prison.He isn't facing any charges. True story, happened somewhere in the states, Boston I think.The best part I think is the "critically wounded". Hope that prison isn't wheel chair accessible.

Ron said...

Curtis Carey doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have
a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in
every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses.
That's why Curtis Carey never gets sick.

Ron said...

Curtis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.

Ron said...

Curtis doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

Josh Rodgers said...

haha I don't get the name Kiwi, but they called you brokeback?

Hooligans up too no good!

onemanpunkband said...

hahahah brokeback... well its good to know those kids have learned some respect for others... we should form our own gang and.... throw fruit at them... i don't know.

CarolineJarvis said...

The elephant is my fav!! Great batman below too!!

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